No, seriously, I am.
My latest erotica ebook, MARKET FOR LOVE, (published under my nom de plume Jamaica Layne) is currently featured on the front page of Readerwise right next to the ebook version of Stephen King's latest release, Duma Key.
The print version of MARKET FOR LOVE isn't due out until September from Virgin Books, and I frankly didn't expect the ebook version to sell many copies until the print version came out later this year and created more buzz. But the reverse is happening, it seems.
I never, ever thought I'd in my entire lifetime see anything I wrote featured alongside something Stephen King wrote. (And trust me, I had nothing to do with this happening; I only happened to discover it this afternoon when I Googled "Jamaica Layne").
I'm going to go have a heart attack now.